What I Have Learned in Northwest Indiana

I also just wanted to state the things this coastal elitist has learned from hanging out at the bars in the Midwest:

1) The Theory of Gravity is incorrect
2) People are so concerned about Obama ruining this country they want to secede from this country
3) The Jews run Indianapolis

However, I do want to assure you folks most people around here are, in fact, sane. However, there does seem to be a disproportionate amount of crazies...